Aren’t you tired of a silent phone and an empty bed? I read on twitter today… “I be awake at these hours at night looking at my phone like if I’m texting somebody lmaoaooo… #lonelylife” — Giselle Martin And the sad part about this is she’s a very beautiful woman with a nice body and a […]
Do you plan to play with your dog forever? I remember when I was in college and I had two really cool roommates and they both had girlfriends. Sometimes their girlfriends would spend the night and I would just hang out in my room watching tv while they in the living room having a good time. Then, […]
Pay attention if you don’t want a life sentence of hell. Damn she fine! She got the pretty face, the nice body and she’s always on fleek. Every time she steps into a room all eyes on her. The moment you look, she’s staring at you. First, you look behind you and see’s no one is there […]
Who said women don’t love to talk about sex? I read in a forum today… “The first Thursday of last October at about 6 o’clock when the new jersey project shut down in cell I stood up and the guy I’m going to talk about was basically brand new and I’d taken the first look at him and the hair on […]
This is the only way to get your first date…second…and third date with a beautiful woman. I read in a forum today… “Last night I met a woman from Tinder (me 26, her 24). We went for drinks for a few hours and seemed to get on well. I am definitely attracted to her. At the […]
…to collect dust and wrinkle up. I was browsing around on the internet and a headline caught my eyes which said, “Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding condoms exist – you get so many for 10 British pounds ($13.47 US). Then the very first line behind it reads, “It’s one way to make sure you have a […]
If peeing and farting at the same time irritates her, you are with the wrong girl. I read in a forum today… “I’m a 27 year old male that’s been dating my girlfriend 24 years old for a year-and-a-half now. Lately, I’ve been feeling overwhelmed with how insecure she is about everything. It feels like I have […]
You shouldn’t of fall in love with that girl profile picture. I was scrolling through my Instagram feed last night and came across a beautiful girl I follow post. She posted a picture of a message a girl sent her which said: “Hey girl I know this is weird but I have a question. It’s nothing sexual or anything. […]
It can get very expensive trying to impress the wrong woman. Yesterday I read a story online about an Indian guy who sent a woman a $40 invoice for a dinner he brought her on their first date. It doesn’t mention the restaurant, but that’s a lot of money to spend on someone you don’t even know. […]
If there’s no future with her, why say you love her? I read in a forum today… “Can you fall in love with someone but not see a future together? Does this kind of thing happen?” — Riot21 Something happens, you really like this woman but it’s not love. You can really like someone and confuse […]